How to skip school without getting caught?

Heres the deal...The kids that are in band,chores, and orchestra are at Disney World while the other kids are stuck at school doing nothing. Tomorrow were supposed to watch Movies all day which is boring.A lot of the kids I know arnt going to school tomorrow but the problem is my mom wont let me skip! So how can I skip without getting in too much trouble?

Answer: 
Fake being sick.

How to trick someone into revealing their true age?

Me and my sister think a guy is lying to her about his age to get with my sister, he even claims to have a birthday only 2 days appart from hers, is there anyway to trick someone into revealing their true age or birthday themselves? Can you guys think of anything? 10 points for best idea! And thanks in advance! :)

Answer: 
talk about his age, then in a snap ask what year he was born. If he stumbles for a second you know hes a liar.

How to dream big in the scientific field?

I thought dreaming big was wanting to be a movie star, but my friend wants to be a zoologist and go to all seven continents and live in Australia (she lives in MO right now) and either work for or be recognized by National geographic, and she really wants a show on Nat Geo Wild. Is this dreaming big?

Also, I have always dreamt of being a physical therapist--I've never been interested in "big" dreams or been able to feel like I could do that, but I'm jealous of her ability to dream large. Why is this?

Answer: 
Trust God. Proverbs 3:5,6 SDA

How to ask for the person interviewing you?

I have a job interview tomorrow and I have no idea how to ask for the person who is going to be interviewing me! Can anyone help?

Answer: 
If you don't know the name of the person who will be interviewing you, all you need to do is to provide your name when you arrive for the interview and tell them that you are there to be interviewed for a position. Example: "My name is Amanda (your last name), and I'm here for a job interview."

How to help a high achiever feel fullfilled?

I am not being conceited but i effortlessly advance in pretty much whatever i pursue. I am what people would consider a picture of success especially considering my youth. Having always searched for a new adventure, a new something to be the best at, i find i am becoming increasingly restless and helpless. I have good relationships, good success, good everything so it seems. Yet i still feel empty.

What do i do?

Answer: 
you need to find an internal sense of reward. most people judge their accomplishments by what other people think of their accomplishments. you need to learn how to do and achieve things for you, and what you think is an accomplishment. when you compete with only yourself, you stop comparing yourself to others and you focus on fulfilling yourself and your real wants and wishes.

How to symbolize hate towards someone with black roses and other things?

I made a black rose for a certain someone to symbolize my feeling, but I wanted to know what else could be used to show her how I feel?
Thanks,

Answer: 
A dead bird in a box. (yes, seriously)

How much would you like to get paid? What is the correct answer to that?

When you are getting interviewed or to put on a application.

Answer: 
Negotiable. If on an interview after stating negotiable, ask how much do they usually start someone off with for whatever position you are applying for Ex: Its negotiable, but if you don't mind me asking how much do you usually start off someone applying for "insert position here".

How to get people to genuinely like you as a person?

You know those people that everyone just loves. How does one be like that
Bullshit you don't care what other people think.

Answer: 
I don't care if people like me or not. Most people are utter bores. I wouldn't make it your goal in life. You shouldn't have to change yourself. People will either like you for who you are... or they aren't worth it.

How to stop getting skid marks all over my underwear?

I have a lot of butt hair. Everytime I take a big and sometimes liquidy dump, my dodo gets all over my butt hair. I try to wile as best as I can but to no succes. Every time I look at my underwear, there is skid marks. Any ideas how to prevent this.

Answer: 
Trim your butthair, you beast, and carry wetnaps or babywipes.

How to smoke marijuana in your house without leaving an oder?

So here's my situation:

I have my room. I have a ceiling fan. I have a window. Then my bathroom is connected to my room. I've heard a few methods to smoke without leaving an oder, but which one do you guys think is best? Also, I use a pipe, so smoke escaping the marijuana itself is an issue too, not just where I blow the smoke out.

Answer: 
I smoke blunts n ma room nd all i do is open da window nd smoke w/ the fan on den spray febreeze wen im dun nd keep ma window nd fan on 4 a min nd ma parentz have neva noticed n e thng

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